and a genie makes pouff ...

There was an American Hero from Syracuse, Corporal Cruz. One day his unit was transfered to L.A. to serve as the permanent guard for a strange crap fantasy writer called Lafayette. This Lafayette guy was in mean time a genius and invented the time machine. Apart the time machine he created as well human character morphing machine. Young Corporal Cruz became a test object for mad writer's experiments. First of all he was morphed into a German Wehrmacht Colonel. With the miraculous time machine build by his idol he traveled to North Africa where he got injured but his wife paid him a visit in hospital.

What a romance, but here comes the trouble how can a baseball bred boy become an aristocratic soldier ? There's no way with the attitude of private Ryan he tried and he failed - the role was really far behind his aptitudes and so all those who want to praise German Resistance and all those who died after the 20th of July have to feel really disappointed. The infamous Corporal was sent back to states to be morphed again to his primitive and artificial sweetener looking form, in which he will be praised again by those simpleminded creatures.

If you are interested in the events of July 20 better watch this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047790/ instead of watching the fantasy writer's ideology oriented crap.