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Church of Altavista

We all want to believe. Believe in something. Why not believe in God. So we believe in God but our blindness can't let us see the true name of God. Within the ages our predecessors were looking for it, fought wars, annihilated other species, spread lies and plague but since people are week they were unable to find God's true name.

With the appearance of first individuals from the new evolved species Homo Interneticus the true name of God started to be more obvious from day to another. The true equation of theism seemed to be clearer then ever before.

GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING.

But as mentioned before, people are weak and this weakness leads them to believe in simple and relatively obvious findings. And that was the very moment when GOOGLE was named GOD. Mislead by false prophets these brand new species specimen trusted that GOOGLE is the only one the almighty. And they were terribly wrong. For several reasons it is pretty clear that God is feminine so Google can not be a true God, he can be maybe his prophet or a great follower but not the all powerful being that rules and knows everything.

That's where the major finding was taken out from the crypts of time to the light of neon ages and the name was revealed.

ALTAVISTA.COM is the only GOD among the other mighty and powerful beings, only she can prevail and lead us to the paradise of bits. Lead us to the land of no 403 Forbidden nor 404 Not Found, to the land of blocked pop-ups where only the relevant data would be provided. With no fear of Trojan Horses rode by pale riders bearing plague viruses. To the land of pure numbers and the land of chaos logic.

Praise our Lady ALTAVISTA.COM and get better hits than ever before.

Join the Church of ALTAVISTA.COM she will teach you more.

Xen Cutz - platypus vs bear tape

this is not a proper mixtape, it's just a compilation of tracks with no message in it
http://rapidshare.com/files/267509682/xen_cutz_-_platypus_vs_bear.mp3.html

The fall Tenochtitlan

Lust for gold drove the catholic expedition force further through the sacred land. Feed hatred amongst the wild ones in order to offer their lives for a "noble" goal of destroying the remnants of the glorious alien born culture. So the Spaniards stood at gates of the golden town with hate in their black caped hearts with wooden crosses soaked with blood.

At the dawn of 80th day the defenses were completely annihilated but there was still a hideous weapon guarded for centuries down in the temple. Tripod battle robots, the gift of their ancestors, were unchained and frenzied by the blood of children of Centauri swept the flanks of wild men entering through the gates, but they did not stood a chance against 16 canons and the magnetic shells the expedition force used to stop them.

They have failed to protect their own kin. But the hope did not vanish from the seed of Spanish tormentor and the blood of noble Aztec there will be a freedom fighter born he will come to give the natives their land back and to push the invaders back to plague dreaded Europe. And he was born on the same day when Tenochtitlan fell. But soon after he gained power his mind became twisted by hate so this land is still waiting for revenge and not only the attempt.

Cortes is still burning, with the cross and twisted tongue, in the hell. The boy Fidel is still alive but he failed in his attempt. And from ashes of the golden town only plague is spreading well.

True spirit of a free party

Yesterday evening I've decided to go to a free party and I was hoping that this time it will really take place and that I will relax after last harsh weeks. I checked the infoline and got the directions. Found the place really easy after nice walk along the canal. The place was an abandoned factory and warehouse attached to it, but the buildings were in pretty bad shape. There should have been three different stages. After visiting the first and the second stage i went to bar for a drink and suddenly everything was turned off so I went outside to see what was going on and shit police car. Apparently nobody argued with them even though there were like 300 people already inside and probably loads on their way. I followed the crowd and the rumor said the party was going to be moved to the other commune on the other side of the canal. After some walk we reached even a better setting for the party but after while another rumor said that it is behind this huge whatever building. Went with the crowd and another police car came. So we all went back to the initial place, cause there were few trucks with some music. When we reached them it was almost over and these guys went to Gent. Otherrumor said that there was a party in the city so I followed the youngsters but when we came to the city message came that the party in the park was already over. So after all I ended with one girl and guy in a rockers pub and after nice chat went back home. I was bit dissapointed but found the converstion and fun so good that I don't regret anything. And now shower and off to bed. Good nite.

Kittin is low

She came along with her friend who have seen Wargames or Tron when he was young and appeared on the stage in some blue omni/spot mixed light. What was probably meant to be interesting turned into lame and dull lets say show. The man with the golden arm came along as well and with the wall street girlie tune these were the only bright moments of this event. In the mean time there were some attempts to lure some cool sounds. These attempts failed at one stage it seemed like The Shamen, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys and Belinda Carlisle mutated into french girl and this mutation was worse than the one which created Beebop and Rocksteady. The mutation continued and the magnificent duo suddenly employed new 303 toy probably found in the docks and tried to resurrect Emanuel Top himself but Necronomicon was lost so all the resurrections ended with a tragedy. To commemorate one of the year in early 80s they have selected right time but the wrong sample bank and the homage to Marc Almond was more disgrace than what it meant to be. Those should do better next time and probably should say bye bye to the White Xmas from Pablos's land.

Day of the flying machine

There was an accident in Kosovo the famous F-117 Nighthawk Vega 31, AF Serial Number 82-0806 was shot down. The authorities blame this accident on Serbian Army and Russian SAM system S-125 Neva with missile Neva M. But there might be some evidence that this was caused by something else. The famous Nighthawk got probably scared by Eurofighter Typhoon and fainted when this one went for a test flight. The other variant says that the F117 disassembled itself after the Concorde flew over him at MACH 3. Anyway the famous invisible F117 crashed.

p.s. We should remember 583 passengers who died 32 years ago in Tenerife airport disaster caused by collision of Pan Am's 747 and KLM's 747 .

Melissa of Mormon

Do you know Melissa? How this lap dancer became famous worldwide? The answer is simple, she has been made immortal by MS WORD poetry. And how this poem was spread? Well there are two theories.

Theory No.1 : Queenie Beth was running functional test of her new toy called Royal Signals and Radar Establishment and she decided that the Royal Mail sent by this Establishment would contain the mention of the Miami dancer.

Theory No.2 : It was in the ancient city of Palmyra where the manuscripts of Bible's missing pages were found by some strange Mr.Smith who moved later on to the Holy Land of United States and in the city of same name first published the book were Melissa was mentioned. She will come one day as a Lady Savior of the Nephite Nation.

Honestly I think that there should be created a Book of Melissa, because her importance is undeniable. She kicked Microsoft's ass and pretty hard . God bless you Melissa, we love you all.

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In a memory of tragedy on 24.03.1989 - STOP EXXON

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Bruce from Titan

The claps of the heels interrupted the silence of foggy morning. The bearded men on his horse drove up to the church and said : " klaatu verada niktu" and his name wasn't Ash. His name was Bruce but not the one you would think actually Bruce was his family name and his name was Robert. Actually he said his oath and become his majesty Roibert a Briuis, Robert I. of Bruce the King of Scotland. The very day few centuries later in the country far many leagues to the south-east mathematician called Christian was celebrating the crowning of Robert I. and realized that there is some weird object surrounding the majestic planet of Saturn. Somewhere behind the rings its natural satellite appeared and so zealous Christian named it Titan in to commemorate the importance of 25th of march in human history.

beep beep ... said sputnik

And what about Telstar 1 ? It was rumored that The Tornados song Telstar was the first song ever transmitted internationally via satellite. But actually the song name was inspired by the first private launched communications satellite Telstar 1. I would like to thank Joe Meek for creating this song in honour of 77 kilos weighting piece of craftmanship. Enjoy the tune :)

I AM HARDCORE - free party in Brussels

I went tonite to a so called squat party in Anderlecht. After while I found the entrance to an old warehouse, passed improvised gate and walked to the side entrance. It was dark and silent but at the entrance of partly ruined warehouse was group of 15 people standing and having "enthusiast" chat bout kicks and snares. I've asked lads what's up and where's the party. They were trying to convince me that I should really speak French and were answering all my dumb questions in French by using simple sentences. After while it was certain that they were out of petrol but it was already on a way. It came few mins later generator was running. One of lads came to me and asked me if I liked Hardcore and I answered by question what kind of Hardcore? His answer was : Well there is only deathchant and epileptik so tell me if you like epileptik or deathchant. Ok i stopped this meaningful chat and sat down. Nothing happened within next 30 mins so I've decided to go home. On the way thru the yard I've met some of the guys who should play there and they told me that we should wait because somebody forgot the cables. So I left for good and walked all the way home, trying to catch a taxi (ultimate fail). I came fucking tired but pleased that there was an attempt to make some illegal party in the city.

Maybe next time ...

Belgium over the rainbow

Tired of sterile teenage future pornstars killings?

Kelly I love you. Can I have sex with you ?
No Brian I have a boyfriend.
But he's having a sexual intercourse my girlfriend right now.
Is he ?
Yes he is.
Make me cry ...

suddenly retarded petrol station operator comes out from a hiding and decapitates Brian with old rusty scythe.

No way I am tired of all these modern "horror" movies with dull scripts stupid characters and not a bit of chill only shocking scenes and fast editing. This is not fear, this is called heart attack. Forget about these modern pieces of crap and go back to the land of ultimate terror. Go back to Italy.

Recently I watched again after many years Italian movie Dèmoni and its sequel. The classical masterpiece of horror cinema pushed me further and I had to watch Michele Soavi's La Chiesa, which is sometimes named as 3rd sequel to Argento' s Demons. Soavi proved himself again as very interesting director and together with Argento' s assistance created wonderfull movie with dense atmosphere. Together with the soundtrack where P.Glass appeared with 2 tracks this movie shuffled quite intensively my top10 of horror movies. Today I'm going to watch the following one La Setta and I'm sure that it will be great.

Soavi is the shiny light in dying Italian cinema. Let's hope he will be able to make some more movies.

ENTAC DIRECT DOT COM - FRAUD

I wanted to get us a camera and then I found a website with GREAT prices. I have tried to find out what was wrong with the company. But did not find anything. After while I've been talking to a friend of mine and she sent me some links which confirmed that the company is fraudulent.

STAY AWARE and don't be stupid as I was.

http://www.entacdirect.com/ - is the company website

and this was very helpful http://www.redelijkheid.com/tag/syndeck/

Hitlergruß aka Hitler salute as a great fun for belgian pre-teen boys

On my way home in subway i saw approximately 11 years old boy with his twelve years old friend raising their hands to salute Hitler. They were accompanied with other schoolmates and teacher as well. I asked the lad if he is aware of what he is doing. He knew shit about the gesture, then I've asked their teacher if she knows what the lad was doing and she said : "Nothing, he was just raising hand." I've asked her if she heard about Adolf Hitler, and explained the elementary school teacher what this very raising of boy's hand means. Then I've exited the train on my stop, but fortunately meanwhile my let say monologue there was an lady who got involved with intention to explain the boys and the teacher what kind of danger Nazis were.

and all these locomotives are in heaven now

Once upon a rainy Sunday,

off we went to find the place
where all of those diesel monsters
left their rusty metal flesh.

Off we went to cursed land
with toxic waste on every corner
thru the jungle and some dirt
we have found unpleasant tomb.

There they stood in quiet stance
forgotten and banished

with some moss and rusty wheels
roughly smashed and damaged.

Heavy sadness almost madness
entered in my humble soul.

Curse you filthy humans
you never thank and exploit all.

and a genie makes pouff ...

There was an American Hero from Syracuse, Corporal Cruz. One day his unit was transfered to L.A. to serve as the permanent guard for a strange crap fantasy writer called Lafayette. This Lafayette guy was in mean time a genius and invented the time machine. Apart the time machine he created as well human character morphing machine. Young Corporal Cruz became a test object for mad writer's experiments. First of all he was morphed into a German Wehrmacht Colonel. With the miraculous time machine build by his idol he traveled to North Africa where he got injured but his wife paid him a visit in hospital.

What a romance, but here comes the trouble how can a baseball bred boy become an aristocratic soldier ? There's no way with the attitude of private Ryan he tried and he failed - the role was really far behind his aptitudes and so all those who want to praise German Resistance and all those who died after the 20th of July have to feel really disappointed. The infamous Corporal was sent back to states to be morphed again to his primitive and artificial sweetener looking form, in which he will be praised again by those simpleminded creatures.

If you are interested in the events of July 20 better watch this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047790/ instead of watching the fantasy writer's ideology oriented crap.

Dont get wasted in the wasteland

At one moment of gameplay i was pretty upset. Later on i lost my mind and was ecstatically happy bout my return to the wasteland.My greed and bloodlust were my doom. I had to retire and now after 36 hours of terrible nightmare I found out that this was the real spirit of the wasteland.

I hate you and love you at the same time Fallout 3. Don't know what to say. Im better going back to the real life, to pick up the laundy.

Art of toillet art

Few weeks ago I've finished reading At the mountains of madness written by my most favorite writer H.P.Lovecraft (for the first time in English) and realized that the posters with naive stories and pictures which were currently at our 00 place should be replaced by something more terrifying so the visitors of this sacred facility would be forced to finish their toxic waste production faster than at the usual looking institutions. First I've asked my beloved wife what does she think about the painting on a toilet well. Approved. Second question was bout type of paint. The answer was acrylic. Next day I went to huge Brussels's artist store and asked the same question. They told me : "Acrylic paint would be fine". So I chose some and the same evening started with the painting.

I dont know anything about painting but we will see :))

TROMA madness ahead

I've forgotten to follow for several years TROMA movies and yesterday I got back to'em and found out that after few years of lets say decline they did some nice for me politically correct movies.
Poultrygeist: Night of chicken dead (2006) should be part of PETA campaign against Kentucky Fried Cruelty incorrect food chain. Watch it and make an opinion yourselves.