Day of the flying machine

There was an accident in Kosovo the famous F-117 Nighthawk Vega 31, AF Serial Number 82-0806 was shot down. The authorities blame this accident on Serbian Army and Russian SAM system S-125 Neva with missile Neva M. But there might be some evidence that this was caused by something else. The famous Nighthawk got probably scared by Eurofighter Typhoon and fainted when this one went for a test flight. The other variant says that the F117 disassembled itself after the Concorde flew over him at MACH 3. Anyway the famous invisible F117 crashed.

p.s. We should remember 583 passengers who died 32 years ago in Tenerife airport disaster caused by collision of Pan Am's 747 and KLM's 747 .

Melissa of Mormon

Do you know Melissa? How this lap dancer became famous worldwide? The answer is simple, she has been made immortal by MS WORD poetry. And how this poem was spread? Well there are two theories.

Theory No.1 : Queenie Beth was running functional test of her new toy called Royal Signals and Radar Establishment and she decided that the Royal Mail sent by this Establishment would contain the mention of the Miami dancer.

Theory No.2 : It was in the ancient city of Palmyra where the manuscripts of Bible's missing pages were found by some strange Mr.Smith who moved later on to the Holy Land of United States and in the city of same name first published the book were Melissa was mentioned. She will come one day as a Lady Savior of the Nephite Nation.

Honestly I think that there should be created a Book of Melissa, because her importance is undeniable. She kicked Microsoft's ass and pretty hard . God bless you Melissa, we love you all.

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Bruce from Titan

The claps of the heels interrupted the silence of foggy morning. The bearded men on his horse drove up to the church and said : " klaatu verada niktu" and his name wasn't Ash. His name was Bruce but not the one you would think actually Bruce was his family name and his name was Robert. Actually he said his oath and become his majesty Roibert a Briuis, Robert I. of Bruce the King of Scotland. The very day few centuries later in the country far many leagues to the south-east mathematician called Christian was celebrating the crowning of Robert I. and realized that there is some weird object surrounding the majestic planet of Saturn. Somewhere behind the rings its natural satellite appeared and so zealous Christian named it Titan in to commemorate the importance of 25th of march in human history.

beep beep ... said sputnik

And what about Telstar 1 ? It was rumored that The Tornados song Telstar was the first song ever transmitted internationally via satellite. But actually the song name was inspired by the first private launched communications satellite Telstar 1. I would like to thank Joe Meek for creating this song in honour of 77 kilos weighting piece of craftmanship. Enjoy the tune :)

I AM HARDCORE - free party in Brussels

I went tonite to a so called squat party in Anderlecht. After while I found the entrance to an old warehouse, passed improvised gate and walked to the side entrance. It was dark and silent but at the entrance of partly ruined warehouse was group of 15 people standing and having "enthusiast" chat bout kicks and snares. I've asked lads what's up and where's the party. They were trying to convince me that I should really speak French and were answering all my dumb questions in French by using simple sentences. After while it was certain that they were out of petrol but it was already on a way. It came few mins later generator was running. One of lads came to me and asked me if I liked Hardcore and I answered by question what kind of Hardcore? His answer was : Well there is only deathchant and epileptik so tell me if you like epileptik or deathchant. Ok i stopped this meaningful chat and sat down. Nothing happened within next 30 mins so I've decided to go home. On the way thru the yard I've met some of the guys who should play there and they told me that we should wait because somebody forgot the cables. So I left for good and walked all the way home, trying to catch a taxi (ultimate fail). I came fucking tired but pleased that there was an attempt to make some illegal party in the city.

Maybe next time ...

Belgium over the rainbow

Tired of sterile teenage future pornstars killings?

Kelly I love you. Can I have sex with you ?
No Brian I have a boyfriend.
But he's having a sexual intercourse my girlfriend right now.
Is he ?
Yes he is.
Make me cry ...

suddenly retarded petrol station operator comes out from a hiding and decapitates Brian with old rusty scythe.

No way I am tired of all these modern "horror" movies with dull scripts stupid characters and not a bit of chill only shocking scenes and fast editing. This is not fear, this is called heart attack. Forget about these modern pieces of crap and go back to the land of ultimate terror. Go back to Italy.

Recently I watched again after many years Italian movie Dèmoni and its sequel. The classical masterpiece of horror cinema pushed me further and I had to watch Michele Soavi's La Chiesa, which is sometimes named as 3rd sequel to Argento' s Demons. Soavi proved himself again as very interesting director and together with Argento' s assistance created wonderfull movie with dense atmosphere. Together with the soundtrack where P.Glass appeared with 2 tracks this movie shuffled quite intensively my top10 of horror movies. Today I'm going to watch the following one La Setta and I'm sure that it will be great.

Soavi is the shiny light in dying Italian cinema. Let's hope he will be able to make some more movies.

ENTAC DIRECT DOT COM - FRAUD

I wanted to get us a camera and then I found a website with GREAT prices. I have tried to find out what was wrong with the company. But did not find anything. After while I've been talking to a friend of mine and she sent me some links which confirmed that the company is fraudulent.

STAY AWARE and don't be stupid as I was.

http://www.entacdirect.com/ - is the company website

and this was very helpful http://www.redelijkheid.com/tag/syndeck/