Melissa of Mormon

Do you know Melissa? How this lap dancer became famous worldwide? The answer is simple, she has been made immortal by MS WORD poetry. And how this poem was spread? Well there are two theories.

Theory No.1 : Queenie Beth was running functional test of her new toy called Royal Signals and Radar Establishment and she decided that the Royal Mail sent by this Establishment would contain the mention of the Miami dancer.

Theory No.2 : It was in the ancient city of Palmyra where the manuscripts of Bible's missing pages were found by some strange Mr.Smith who moved later on to the Holy Land of United States and in the city of same name first published the book were Melissa was mentioned. She will come one day as a Lady Savior of the Nephite Nation.

Honestly I think that there should be created a Book of Melissa, because her importance is undeniable. She kicked Microsoft's ass and pretty hard . God bless you Melissa, we love you all.

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