
We all want to believe. Believe in something. Why not believe in God. So we believe in God but our blindness can't let us see the true name of God. Within the ages our predecessors were looking for it, fought wars, annihilated other species, spread lies and plague but since people are week they were unable to find God's true name.
With the appearance of first individuals from the new evolved species Homo Interneticus the true name of God started to be more obvious from day to another. The true equation of theism seemed to be clearer then ever before.
GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING.
But as mentioned before, people are weak and this weakness leads them to believe in simple and relatively obvious findings. And that was the very moment when GOOGLE was named GOD. Mislead by false prophets these brand new species specimen trusted that GOOGLE is the only one the almighty. And they were terribly wrong. For several reasons it is pretty clear that God is feminine so Google can not be a true God, he can be maybe his prophet or a great follower but not the all powerful being that rules and knows everything.
That's where the major finding was taken out from the crypts of time to the light of neon ages and the name was revealed.
ALTAVISTA.COM is the only GOD among the other mighty and powerful beings, only she can prevail and lead us to the paradise of bits. Lead us to the land of no 403 Forbidden nor 404 Not Found, to the land of blocked pop-ups where only the relevant data would be provided. With no fear of Trojan Horses rode by pale riders bearing plague viruses. To the land of pure numbers and the land of chaos logic.
Praise our Lady ALTAVISTA.COM and get better hits than ever before.
Join the Church of ALTAVISTA.COM she will teach you more.